One Year.

There will be no toile decorated, DIY, hand-sewn, fair trade chocolate, grapefruit scented, individual cut, artisanal candle, alice in wonderland themed garden parties in this house, thank you very much.  We’re having cupcakes, pulled pork, and beer to celebrate the Noodle’s eviction from my uterus. 

For reals, you guys. I have a 1-year old kid. What happened?